Why the hell were these guys in prison.
Probably for being the only fucking sane people in the entire town.
I keep forgetting this was an actual scene.
DO YOU EVER SHIP SOMETHING SO HARD THAT YOU JUST SIT THERE SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT STARING AT YOUR COMPUTER
Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.
Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing
They cause die
Me. Thats me.
Motherfucker you wanna play
IT GOT BETTER
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
man i’m here for the booty and exo, not a swarm of batshit people who have this weird idea that they own exo???????
"Whenever I’m feeling tired or having troubles, there is always that one person who stayed by my side, encouraged me while holding my hand saying "everything’s gonna be okay, Tao-ah". After hearing that every hardship seems to disappear… Thank you, umma~”
Tao’s message to Suho (Weibo 131226)~
LOL this made me snort just thinking about it. This list completely overlooks their current roles in the group, by the way. I’m going by what I’ve seen of their personalities through fancams/fanaccounts/shows/interviews so don’t take it too seriously ^^
Though Chanyeol can seem pretty stupid 99.9% of the time. I think he seems to have a natural sense of leadership and even if he’s not always at the front line, he has shown examples of exerting authority/guidance over the other members when it comes down to it.
Lay is a gentle soul but he’s also quick to step up to the plate to take charge if something goes wrong. He’s well liked and respected by both the fans and the members. I would have made him Alpha but he doesn’t really have that aggression (?) that Chanyeol seems to possess, so here he is.
YiFan would suit this role quite well. He’s still a bit clumsy with portraying authority and being assertive but he’s able to think quick on his feet to right a wrong when something happens. I just don’t think he has enough oomph yet to really be an Alpha/Beta.
GAMMA / ELDERS
Joking personality aside, Chen would quite easily slot into this role. He always seems to be able to say the right thing and often has a very mature leader feel to him with those wise quotes and clever speeches.
DELTA / MESSENGERS
Never have I seen Xiumin get angry. He is always level-headed and generally softly spoken with a soothing aura. He easily fades in and out of notice and isn’t a very forward person though he isn’t one to be trampled on.
EPSILON / GUARDIAN
Suho has deemed himself pretty worthy of this title. He’s the first to help the members when something’s happened and you know that no matter what, he’s got your back. He’s also proved he isn’t one to take lightly if it concerns the well-being of the members.
ETA / WARRIORS
Luhan and Sehun have both shown everybody that they’re not ones to take crap from sasaengs by actively taking a stance against them through their SNS. Both are also known to take care of their members when injured/hurt.
LAMBDA / HUNTERS
Despite both Baekhyun and Tao being little shits at times, they’re both fiercely loyal and are the types to do anything for people they care about. Both are fairly fearless and quick thinkers which are ideal qualities for this role.
PHI / PUP WATCHERS
D.O seems to be the type to attack if threatened. He’s mother-like in the way that he cares for the members and cooks for them but is also formidable in the way he can silence you with a mere look.
I really feel like this would be Kai. Despite not being the maknae, he’s often doted on by the other members. He’s shy, bashful and not one to draw too much attention to himself. Often he’s the one being helped/cared for by the others and it was said (by EXO themselves) that despite the exterior, he’s the most innocent member.
You may agree or disagree with this list. Thoughts?
- Admin K